Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

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Horace is no literary cognoscente, and the misspelled, thirst-person posts published under the imprimatur of Facebook that comprise the entirety of his reading material do little to enhance his appreciation of good writing. (by Eli)

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Professor Lumpkin is remembering the days when he published under the imprimatur of the Royal Society of Linguistic Cognoscenti (RSLC), before his verbal habits were dubiously "enhanced" by his online experiences, before he began speaking in thirst-person status updates like this one, before he even got his #$%)($*#!%@(#$ Facebook account, so do you think I still have a shot at selling my English Usage Handbook after RSLC de-friended me??? (by Rudi)
The Quandary for Tuesday, September 22, 2009 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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