Attempts to resolve the Quandary:
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The unfortunate bespawlment was the result of an regrettable misinterpretation of Miss Galore’s facial contortions as a uniquely apposite response to His Majesty’s anecdote, and not, as it actually was, the presaging of an errhine discharge that sadly led His Highness to an impassioned interdigitation at the critical moment; thus I would plead that no assault on the Crown was intended and that it is perhaps a bit excessive, if not draconian, to send troops to shut down the All Girl All Nude Review. (by gumo420)
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Barely visible through a cloud of dander and slavering happily on my already bespawled hands, Tibby's cat ("Erin" by name and errhine by nature) writhed and purred while I struggled to extract my handkerchief from her interdigitated paws so that I could wipe my streaming nose and other apposite leaks in my poor allergic head. (by cusheamus)
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"A quite remarkable case of déjà vu, Watson," ejaculated Holmes, recoiling from me as I bespawled his cape with a snuff-induced errhine discharge, "why, I am convinced that I have already beheld this hurtling hansom, my loathsome adversary Moriarty, and the hapless maidens within enclasped in horrified interdigitation; if they are not to be heinously violated we must avert the vile abduction by countervailing it most expeditiously! - but how, Watson, pray? . . . somehow I feel it wholly apposite to request my syringe, old boy - a quick fix should serve to energise the little grey cells." (by Bud Myte)
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The four-voice canon was a miracle of melodic interdigitation, but it was lost on listeners who – ignorant or ill – did not give it apposite silence, but received it as an errhine provocation, coughing and sneezing throughout, bespawling both the pews and the musical offering. (by Rudi)