Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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The sepulchral Dr. Appelbaum, whose cadaverous build, pale skin, and dark-encircled eyes had startled many an unsuspecting dinner partner over the years, stifled his strong yen to call Mrs. Gibson and tell her he wouldn't be able to attend her dinner party this year, set about tidying up the equipage necessary to his careful study of fossil feces, and then went to shower and shave, already dreading the inevitable confusion about his work (goats! - no, that's "capra", then, beauty? - no that's "carpa"), especially the part where he told them what coprology really was and they were offended and would accuse him of coprolalia, when in fact he was extremely formal and correct in his speech. (by cusheamus)

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Anyone with a yen for obscenity should not leave home without suitable equipage--may I suggest A Coprolaliac's Canon: Filthy Relics From The Sepulchre Of Military Slang? (by Rudi)

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'Here's the latest storyboard: It's very dark, you're very thirsty, oh and it's Bonnie Scotland, and you're just slowing down - all respectful like - as you pass by consecrated ground; but the nag suddenly pricks up its ears at some sepulchral groaning, it takes fright, it shies, the equipage overturns, the fat coachman splutters out some bromidic coprolalia, but you, you have one thing only on your mind - an overpowering yen for that chilled can of Irn-Bru being lewdly swigged under the lychgate by Sandra here playing a naked leering zombie with her enhanced tits gleaming in the moonlight - how 'bout that, pal, a winner, eh?' (by Et Seqq)
The Quandary for Monday, June 28, 2010 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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