Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

4

Your embrace of the Wellerism, that soporific verbal trifle, amounts to little more than paremiological scatology; you dredge the depths of meaning and with macabre delight, pull forth the rotting, half-digested corpse of clarity. (by collectivec)

3

Seeing that the now-expired victim had wet his pants in a frenzied attempt to flee, the ax-murder quipped--in a scatological Wellerism--that “Haste makes waste,” with a bit of wit thus saving this formulaic and routinely macabre horror flick from being completely soporific. (by Rudi)

2

"All things must pass", sighed weary Dr. Applebaum, pioneering coprologist, as he picked his way carefully through the coyote droppings on the canyon trail, although the soporific effect of the sun and silence resulted in several seconds going by before he realized he had produced quite a creditable Wellerism for a scatologist, at which point his flagging spirits perked up considerably, to the point that he whistled Saint-Saens "Danse Macabre" as he navigated homeward through the accumulation of Canidae dung. (by cusheamus)

1

Fully expecting an entertaining illustrated lecture on scat singing à la Louis Armstrong or Ella Fitzgerald, a group of cool cats was occupying the front row, but was much perplexed to find that, after a soporific fifteen minutes of irrelevant, obscure preamble, the scatological speaker Professor MacFlecknoe launched into an expletive-laden panegyric on excrement, soon prompting one of their number to drop his pants and do a moonie while delivering the Wellerism 'Shit, I'd like to table a motion too di-doo-baa-doo-baa' as the speaker was methodically lining up each macabre specimen in order of tactile plasticity. (by Et Seqq)
The Quandary for Wednesday, June 30, 2010 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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