Attempts to resolve the Quandary:
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Old Mrs. Howard's scybalous face and matching feculent attitude, not to mention the abyssal depth of her nescience (in a group already famous for its ignorant, misinformed opinions!) pretty much put paid to the notion of making her the voice or face of the local political party, unless the Commissioners could find some way to insure that only her DREEM WHIRLD GAYMZ virtual world avatar (which looked a lot like Buzz Lightyear) would be discovered by the media, while she herself stayed safely locked in her bedroom awaiting discrete evanescence by starvation. (by cusheamus)
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It is all happening according to divine plan: my office has become the avatar of filth, its troublesome contents (bills, unfinished essays, unanswered correspondence) are evanescing into the feculent background, and so I am attaining the nirvana of nescience. (by Rudi)
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'I come down amongst you as the avatar of seductive feculence,' cried the god of usury, exuding lush, liquid foulnesses from every pecuniary orifice, 'for in your fond nescience I fear that you, my dear young mortgagors, yet know not that without me at your side to dun you in perpetuity, your null little lives would simply evanesce while never having savoured the masochistic thrills of servile insolvency.' (by Et Seqq)