Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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The chief rehabilitator sought to imbue his thought-tortured pupils with a new faith in phobosophy so that they would no longer struggle to deprehend state secrets but lollop carefree into the bliss of total ignorance. (by Rudi)

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Mrs Malaprop did reprehend that phobosophists don't deprehend those trollops with wallop who gallop not lollop when imbued with thoughts they apprehend. (by Justinnthyme40)

2

Apprehending the dialectically-imbued phobosophist requires sudden deprehension, a lollop of logic as swift, unerring, and brute as the nastiest booby traps of the jungle guerrilla. (by royscranton)

1

'I deprehended this bogus schoolmarm, m'lud, as she was lolloping along the corridor in a northerly direction having just committed an act of gross phobosophy, namely imbuing a minor with a taste for unwisdom.' (by Et Seqq)
The Quandary for Saturday, January 22, 2011 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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