Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

4

Met with such a scurrilous, vicious onslaught, what could I say to her but that my Paphian stamina was actually only enhanced thanks to a preliminary wee dram or two of usquebaugh, and if the water of life were available on tap then I would assuredly bathe in its lubricious lavations before thus exercising my conjugal rights. (by Et Seqq)

3

The lavational divesture of good taste and rational thought with usquebaugh prior to scurrilous paphian pursuits is a tradition dating back to the discovery of fermentation and the kegger. (by gumo420)

2

O scurrilous lust, the spirit's scourge, your thirst with usquebaugh you lave, ere yielding to the Paphian urge, some hapless victim to deprave. (by saintdufus)

1

"Have you imbibed some Usquebaugh and fallen prey to indomitable Paphian urges?" asked the street-walker mockingly, which prompted me to compliment her on her rich syntax and vocabulary, but she was not appreciative and she became scurrilous with me: "Is there a rule against being a well-spoken artisan of love? I fear, sir, that you are nothing but a tainted soul in need of lavation at the altar of kindness and good manners" and then, in Shakespearean mode, "thou gleeking, beef-brained barnacle!" (by Sami)
The Quandary for Sunday, April 17, 2011 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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