Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

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Vamoosing the party, as tag-along guests, seemed ripe when Bret’s high functioning schizophrenic brother proved our Jonah – especially when the hostess started coddling and dandling her new baby – when he distractingly perseverated on spontaneous neonisms, such as “Jonahbelly, neonnerdisms, acadumbic and pineapplevamoosa.” (by docephesus)

3

The manager insisted that, as Santa, I was to engage in no 'cuddledomity' within the Christmas Grotto; and when I mildly queried the rank neonism I was promptly instructed to divest myself of beard and costume and vamoose before, the Jonah that I was, I brought the store into disrepute through my ungovernable urge to dandle - which I thought grossly unfair, and something of a knee-jerk reaction to boot. (by Et Seqq)

2

The neonism "intrapestafracular" (meaning "of, like, or characteristic of one who dandles a baby as a subterfuge, while preparing to vamoose") isn't the kind of word that would find too many opportunities for usage in ordinary parlance; but that didn't stop my friend Jonah (who, like Jonah from the Book of Jonah, is widely regarded as a jonah) from showing up at the offices of the Webster's 47th Unabridged Dictionary Usage Committee, bouncing a bewildered infant on his knee in an intrapestafracular attempt to get the word standardized. (by saintdufus)

1

"The jonah has vamoosed!", was the President's first cryptic attempt at announcing the killing of the terror mastermind, but no one understood the meaning of this obscure neonism and the President added to the gathered press corps: "Ok, I get it, I need to dandle you folks and spoon-feed you the news like infants". (by Sami)
The Quandary for Monday, May 02, 2011 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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