Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

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"You, sir, are little more than a callow cleanskin," said Rupert derisively, "possessed of neither a prodigious criminal record, nor the sort of clinquant 'bling' typically associated with 'homies' of our ilk; and therefore I adjure you to depart this 'hood at once, lest I open the proverbial can of whoop-ass." (by saintdufus)

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The skin care products company CleanSkin threw a clinquant celebrity-laden launch party when it entered the Australian market but it was forced to beat a hasty retreat a few weeks later when it emerged that thousands of toothless hicks in the Outback, callow as they were in cosmetic fineries, had fallen ill after imbibing prodigious amounts of the lotions, having mistaken them for Australian cleanskin wine. (by Sami)

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A bunch of callow young Aussies was milling about, each swinging a half spent carton of cleanskins, vigorously stuffing slot machines with coins, intoxicated both by their anonymous plonk and by the prodigiously clinquant bling and raucous euphoria of the seaside amusement arcade. (by Et Seqq)
The Quandary for Thursday, May 26, 2011 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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