Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

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Coming up for the third time I felt vortically challenged by the maelstrom's ineluctable downdraft, but being inured to adversity I took to chaffering with the Almighty, who, I was soon to learn, shared my futilitarian view of life.

(by Et Seqq)

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After enduring three bankruptcies in his career a motivational speaker, Mr. Brightside finally became inured to failure and, in subsequent months of aimless chaffering with fellow unemployed wastrels encountered on park benches, he developed a series of pithy lectures on the virtues of futilitarianism which he is now offering to all passers-by at no charge. (by Rudi)

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Inured to Hormsley's futilitarian tactics, I rejected his "vortical model" of the future (in which humanity spirals, screaming, down a sort of immense cosmic toilet), and began a sort of existential chaffering, in which I was prepared to concede the existence of a cosmic toilet, so long as he would admit the possibility that its flushing mechanism might be the old-fashioned kind (with the chain you pull from above), and that, being thus hopelessly out-of-date, it might well malfunction--thus saving humanity at the last moment.

(by saintdufus)
The Quandary for Thursday, July 07, 2011 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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