Attempts to resolve the Quandary:
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Jacques B'Starde, Chief Jailor of the Bastille, turned to Lord Hormel, High Chamberlain of the Crown, and said: "My dear Lord Chamberlain, how can you possibly expect leniency from me, when you know full well that a usufructuary may use the property of another only so long as that property is not damaged, whereas you returned my underwear to me with a gaping--indeed, monsieur, with a damning hole in them?"
(by saintdufus)
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