Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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Meeting a straw-sucking, rosy-cheeked granger driving his juggernaut of a combine harvester down the lane I effected a nifty volte-face in my petite deux chevaux, not least because he was already imparting by means of practised oath and seasoned gesture that it was an apodicticity that I would be mashed roadkill if I were to tarry.
(by Et Seqq)

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"I wish I were a juggernaut, so I could explore outer space," said my friend Granger (who, as a simple village granger, may not have been the brightest star in the firmament, but holy Christ, did he raise delicious persimmons); anyway, when I pointed out to him one day that a real juggernaut was rolling inexorably towards him, he refused to do a volte-face, insisting that whatever that thing was, it could never reach outer space--a point whose apodicticity could not be denied.

(by saintdufus)
The Quandary for Friday, July 15, 2011 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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