Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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When on leave one sultry afternoon I urged my captivating Mumbai masseuse, nubile  'Lady Mondegreen', to expedite the removal of her sheer silk sarong, she surprised me by refusing point blank, in fluent Hobson Jobson Billingsgate replying 'Not bloody likely - just bugger off back to dear old Blighty'.
(by Et Seqq)

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The nubile young ticket clerk, wrapped in a traditional sarong, offered to expedite my journey to Beijing by booking a flight through Singapura; later, studying my ticket for the "Singapore to Peking" red-eye, I realized I had been thoroughly hobson jobsoned.

(by mjrave)
The Quandary for Tuesday, August 23, 2011 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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