Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

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Long a votary of "weird science" experimentation, I was thrilled to discover one day that I had stumbled onto the formula for cutifying skin of a pale green hue; and when the opportunity arose to slip the concoction into the Gatorade of an American football team, I didn't hesitate--with the result that 45 absurd-looking celadon hulks took to the gridiron that day in August, and by halftime were so distressed that I was able to take the podium, hold aloft the antidote, and set my terms.

(by saintdufus)

2

He was no longer the macho man of the gridiron, but a much sought after votary of the interior decorating arts, who had cutified his San Francisco apartment dining area with many shades of blue and green, where he served me tea from a celadon set acquired during his latest jaunt to Singapore.

(by wordgirl)

1

As a votary of cannibalism I was all for broiling the Very Reverend on a gridiron, but, seeing him turn an unappetising green at the prospect, I first had him cutified (and tenderised) by flagellation, whereafter his celadon pallor became piebald with a healthy glow promising a most flavoursome repast.

(by Et Seqq)
The Quandary for Friday, September 30, 2011 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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