In this chapter, Hagrid the loyal hirsute lummox, armed with his magical bumbershoot, will lumber into the fray against the nigh mobocracy of the Death Eaters, the followers of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

(by wordgirl)

"That insufferable bumbershoot-toting lummox Crabalocker came perilously nigh to inciting the mobocracy again this morning," said Lord Fröbish to his pet cowfish Mordred, who promptly ejected a tiny geyser of water from his mouth as if to say, "You don't say so--pray continue!" (by saintdufus)

Before he stepped out into the London rain, my boss the stockbroker opened his bumbershoot and, looking pensive, said to me, "Occupy the City has me worried, my boy, and I fear the rule of the mobocracy has drawn nigh -- but you're not even paying attention, you lummox, so just open the door for me and wish me good day."

(by ohelbok)

Alas, the time of mobocartic rule lies in the past, and the lone lummox leading now has banned all bumbershoots, even as the rains draw nigh!

(by BitRoyal)

The revolutionaries had lofty ideals but their leader was a lummox so flummoxed by philosophical absurdities, like for example why does it only rain when one has left one's bumbershoot at home, that dreams of a generation gave way to the fear that mobocracy and chaos were nigh. (by Sami)

'You dozy lummox,' he exclaimed, 'why can't you grasp that the age of mobocracy draws nigh, and that you'll be needing more than a city gent's furled bumbershoot to protect you from the slings and arrows of an outraged proletariat?'

(by Et Seqq)