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An effusive eulogy, including an Aesopian tale of comeuppance for the miscreants who attacked it, was offered up for the shark which had to be euthanized after its dorsal fin was whacked off by poachers hired by the soup manufacturing industry.
(by wordgirl)
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Wiping a tear from his eye with a dorsal fin, the minnow continued his effusive eulogy for the euthanized sardine, comparing his departed friend to the Aesopian sprat who had tried vainly to act as intermediary in the war between dolphins and whales.
(by ohelbok)