Attempts to resolve the Quandary:
1
Lance started off in the driver’s seat, leading the group through the corn maze, but after becoming separated from the group and realizing that he had been lost for several hours, suffered a precipitate loss of sanity, went berserk, and was eventually found in a blind alley near the entrance, babbling incoherently and cornhusking the dried stalks in a delusional attempt to find a key to an illusory exit door.
(by wordgirl)
2
It being Lammas, there I was, as course leader taking the driver's seat as usual by carefully instructing some of the girls how to make the perfect cornhusk dolly, when one of them goes berserk and with precipitate fury hurls her scissors and paint pots straight at me.
(by Et Seqq)