Attempts to resolve the Quandary:
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'Twas during the "Kwanzaa on the Rhone" junket of '09, if memory serves: I was ruminating on possible new ideas for reality shows, trying to come up with a real humdinger, when all at once, the fruit of my machinations ripened, and the answer came thundering down on me like a ton of birdshit: 'twould be an antipodean rivalry, with one camp stationed at the North Pole, and the rival camp stationed at the South Pole; and the guys at one pole would play practical jokes on the guys at the other pole, and.....well........okay, never mind, the idea sucked.
(by saintdufus)
2
Hans Riker, South African gold mine executive and rugby fanatic, ruminated over ways to use a simple business junket “down under” as a ruse to find ways to counter the effects of Maori machinations during the pre-game hakas, meant to intimidate and dishearten the opposition, by New Zealand’s All Blacks against their antipodean rivals the Springboks.
(by wordgirl)