Attempts to resolve the Quandary:
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To put it compendiously: the moreish gluck-gluck-gluck coming out of the adytum stirred in Horton a craving for a twelfth cup of wine; so, taking up his goblet, he lurched to his feet and staggered through the dark portal into the forbidden shrine, never to be seen again.
(by saintdufus)
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Gold Star was known far and wide for its moreish confections, and chocolate lovers would travel many miles for a factory tour in order to gaze upon the pages of the compendious recipe books, to hear the gluck of the cupcake batter being spurted into the baking pans as they glided by on the conveyor belt to the waiting ovens, and to revel in photo ops outside the Triple Fudge Palace, wishing they could probe the dark depths of that revered adytum from which emanated the most entrancing aromas.