Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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We had quite an escapade the day my pug Max mistook a falling pippin for his chartreuse tennis ball, and when it rolled into a ditch, he plunged in after it and discovered a whole ruck of drug dealer contraband, including bundles of hundred dollar bills, an assortment of automatic pistols, and a very chic suitcase packed with designer jeans, silk shirts, and a velvet bag of diamond jewelry, all of which we used to support our new retirement lifestyle aboard our luxury yacht off the island of Capri.

(by wordgirl)

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My juggling act (I say "act," but escapade is probably nearer the truth) consisted of my keeping a whole ruck of unusual objects in the air, including a Peavey guitar amplifier; a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich with a bite taken out of 't; a Beatles "Abbey Road" LP; an organic pippin apple; a flaming torch; a tungsten bust of "Squiggy" from Laverne & Shirley; a live chainsaw; an ice sculpture of a tapir; my pet pug Joey Buttafuoco; an autographed 8x10 glossy of Barry White's ass; a watermelon; a marble; three raisins; a raw ostrich egg; and an alabaster cameo of MacCauley Culkin: seventeen objects I had to keep in the air simultaneously (and I did 't, too, for almost eleven  minutes, which was enough to get me in the Guinness Book of World Records for about a day).

 

(by saintdufus)
The Quandary for Friday, March 23, 2012 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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