Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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Could this be the ultimate B movie scenario -- Genghis Khan, the original tartar, versus the Wicked Witch of the West, with all her warts, green skin, and cucumiform nose, cachinnating wildly, each demanding that the other kowtow and “kiss my boot (general audiences), or I’ll put it up your arse (PG-13)!”?

 

(by wordgirl)

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"Would you please pass the frickin' tartar sauce!" boomed the tartar--who really should have gone easy on the stuff, 'cause he already had a build-up of tartar on his teeth (he couldn't help himself, though: the cucumiform veggies on the plate before him fairly wailed to be drenched in tartar sauce, and I couldn't help but cachinnate at the liberal dousing I had given my own zucchini--or whate'er that stuff was); anyway, Lemmy promptly kowtowed to the tartar, sending the desired sauce sliding down the length of the long wooden table, till it smacked firmly into the palm of the requester; and lifting the bottle high, he inverted it and emptied its contents onto his cucumber-esque meal.

 

(by saintdufus)
The Quandary for Wednesday, May 02, 2012 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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