Quadrivial Quandary: Logophiles, Rejoice! Each day we give you four unusual words. Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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Krystol “Bubbles” Shampain enjoyed the dressage events at the London Olympics so much that she decided to spend the inheritance she received from her late favorite uncle to buy her own horse and accoutrements, but was quite shocked when she arrived at the facility where she would begin training and the owner appeared to be affronted by her froufrou matching horse and rider gear and dismissed her plans of being an Olympian as nothing but guff.

(by wordgirl)

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"With war, famine and climate change, is this really what the world is crying out for right now: better synchronicity between horses and their riders?", Helena affronted my profession of dressage, and when I responded affirmatively, she begged me to "quit this ridiculous guff or find another woman to share your froufrou pursuits." (by Sami)
The Quandary for Tuesday, August 07, 2012 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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