Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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A teenybopper’s purse is far from an aseptic environment, filled with such things as chewing gum rewrapped for later use as a breath freshener, a cell phone with Justin Bieber wallpaper kissed over and over, half-eaten snack bars in torn wrappers, lip gloss shared with a BF, and a crumpled subscription form torn from a copy of Seventeen magazine, much fondled in the school clinic waiting area, bloviating about a promotional offer to make new subscribers ex officio members of the Justin Bieber fan club (OMG! Beliebers!) at no additional cost.

(by wordgirl)
The Quandary for Tuesday, August 14, 2012 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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