Attempts to resolve the Quandary:
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Having exposed the dearth of truth under his sincere exterior, the candidate said to her now decorticated opponent, "If you've actually worked in a meadery, you'd know mead comes from honey and water," which sounded proverbial enough to sever any fiducial relationships that voters still had with him.
(by QuaQua)
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My dear, we have a fiducial relationship, and you must trust me to find where the bees have chosen to build their hives so that you will have honey for your meadery, even if I must decorticate the whole forest and expose every tree to the elements, for when there is a dearth of food and much unhappiness in times of trouble, this nectar is needed to restore the spirit of the poor working man.
(by wordgirl)