Attempts to resolve the Quandary:
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As Chair of the Joint Faculty Committee, I thought I had put the kibosh on Doctor Elizabeth’s changing the name of the Ear, Nose and Throat Department to the far more fuliginous appellation Department of Otorhinolaryngology, but deus ex machine, she is now Chair, the name was changed and all the other department heads are swivet around her; but damn her disrespect, I am head of the Urology Department, not the Department of Balls and Bladders.
(by fdrisc)
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A young mother in a swivet, shrieking for help, ran out into the roadway, clutching a fuliginous infant in her arms, when deus ex machina, a doctor who was a specialist in otorhinolaryngology, jogged by with his dog, stopped, turned back, scooped up the baby and successfully resuscitated the child.
(by wordgirl)