Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

5

"She was cooked in the kiln while cleaning the air ingress," the factory foreman told the police, suborned by his manager, who knew all about his popliteal fetishes.

(by LexigraphicLove)

4

The canny brickmaker, unable to bend his knees due to a popliteal injury, suborned a co-worker to steal the pile of bricks marked "Finished", in order to create stilts for his kiln so he didn't have to squat (which he couldn't) to open the low door for the raw clay's ingress.

(by Elijah Shiffer)

3

With unbelieving gasps and lengthy, shrieking cries of distress, a global community of sun worshippers received the news that one of the contestants at the Hawaii Outdoor Tanning (HOT) tournament had been suborned by a sunscreen sponsor to spend an hour in a drying kiln, an infraction which forced his urgent ingress into a Honolulu hospital when he suffered third degree burns on his neglected unslathered popliteal region.

(by Sami)

2

My walls made fast, my wells dug deep, my kilns turned to baking bread, in the world abroad, the highwaymen are relentless, the plague is rampant, hunger is rife; the children outside my keep, all but the popliteal of their knees stained verdant from their supplication, the men willing to be suborned to any purpose for ingress, the women too, too willing to do what women have always done to feed their young: all is madness, all is sadness, the darkness had descended.

(by fdrisc)

1

Hansel suborned Gretel's crime of hastening the poor old woman's ingress into the kiln by stretching his arm through the bars of his cage and jabbing his sister in her tender, popliteal flesh with a stick. (by Gravely)
The Quandary for Wednesday, April 10, 2013 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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