Attempts to resolve the Quandary:
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It was a nice vernal day in the woods by the reservoir- cicadas were bombilating, newts crawfishing out of being predated by bream, parulas lisping and towhees burring- when it transpired to Kyle that the reason he had the time to go to the woods in the first place was his lack of friends, and that he had no friends because he both spoke and thought in crosswordese.
(by Elijah Shiffer)2
“Yes, my love, it transpires that he’s gonna crawfish his way out of any legal action,” said Brad, kicking the quoin until the building bombilated, “and anyway , what I want to know is why we talk in crosswordese?”
(by LexigraphicLove)
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All that transpired, transformed the child, turning her tragically mute, crawfished away, cradled all day, cringing and crying for help, until she met Corey, crazy old Corey, reader of crosswords and verse, who seeing the child did bombilate straight to her face; a smile came there first, then humming a verse, now chatting in crosswordese style, the words may be empty, but see them together and know that they each have full hearts.
(by fdrisc)