Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

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I frequently cachinnate when I observe penguins or drunk people porpoising, and when someone with poor tooth-to-tooth occlusion grimaces; however, when my boss (who often gets drunk and wavers, has bad teeth, and grimaces a lot) tries to levant at payday, this is far from a laughing matter.

(by Elijah Shiffer)

2

The car rocketed out of town, the town’s folks swindled, the man making a hasty levant, cachinnating over the easy money, he lived in the grift; the boy, who loved the man and their life on the move, porpoised his hand out the window in the stream of sulty summer air; the father’s occlusion finally closed, ending, as it did, the first chapter in the young boy’s life.

(by fdrisc)

1

The very drunk gentleman looked at his watch and abruptly tried to levant out of the bar to avoid paying his tab, but his trouser cuff caught on the nub of the brass foot rail, leaving him to porpoise up and down in a pantomime of escape, which caused the lady who had been seated on the stool next to his to cacchinate until she keeled over from an apparent occlusion of blood to her brain -- then even I erupted in giggles as it occurred to me that this all had transpired at the "stroke of midnight"! (by Gravely)
The Quandary for Wednesday, April 24, 2013 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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