Attempts to resolve the Quandary:
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Wearing his doublet, stark black and trimly fit, the persnickety Master dragooned his design assistants with a dour and dogged determination to have the most daring and dashing design of the season; but dramatic as it was, the Master had not quite envisioned the brouhaha that would be occasioned by matching clown pants with a see-through Burka.
(by fdrisc)
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