Attempts to resolve the Quandary:
1
Aaron's blog post from November 4, 2012 did not appear to be holograph: he seems too complacent with hierarchy-like political systems to have written, "Thinking about Mitt Romney's endorsing of something as excruciatingly unnecessary and frivolous as dressage always gives me the impetus to burke him, if only I had the means!"
(by Elijah Shiffer)
2
I sign this confession in my own hand, and by this holograph swear that it was I who killed Mrs. Appleton, the impetus for my crime being the crime she inflicted on Jenny, my cow pony of 20 years; I entrusted Jenny to the Appleton farm to provide her with a sweet retirement and when I came for a visit, there was this snot-nosed chit in the dressage ring, a whip in her hand, a whip that brought blood to Jenny’s back, a whip the brought tears to my eyes, the same whip I used to burke Mrs. Appleton.
(by fdrisc)