Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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The Dr. Strangelove of a viceroy appointed by Queen of England decided to malleate the semi-functional nuclear weapon into her statue, which sadly ended up vaporizing the monarch and a whole bunch of other people. (by QuaQua)

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The colonial invaders appointed a viceroy to govern the conquered land of Ruritania, and this viceroy in turn appointed a security chief, a man by the name of Dr. Strangelove, who set up a two-step process for dealing with enemies of the state: "Step 1. Attempt to malleate the enemy with a blunt object. If the enemy is not malleable, proceed to... Step 2. Vaporize the enemy."

(by Rudi)
The Quandary for Friday, August 23, 2013 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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