Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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Vatican scientists posit the existence of an alternative universe wherein Adam and Eve reject the serpent as their fugleman , and thereby avoid being led to eat the seductive fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, a misstep which (if taken) would have presaged countless generations of human strife and suffering, but instead make their own way up the anfractuous paths of Eden to the highest point in the garden, where they discover the even sexier Gooseberry Bush of Electronic Entertainment. (by Gravely)

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At the board meeting, our fugleman singled me out and growled through gritted teeth, "Your anfractuous behavior as of late has been so annoying and distracting that it presages your categorization as little more than a rotten gooseberry- we don't need you anymore!

(by Elijah Shiffer)
The Quandary for Friday, September 13, 2013 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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