Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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When a rogue group of marine biologists (headed by the ex-performance artist "Pepper" Jack Cheese) decided to install streaming webcams in a variety of unlikely places as part of their new thalassic conservation project, the mucky-mucks at the Explorer's Club started warning, "Think of the children!" due to the possibility of these webcams showing the biologists as they were changing in and out of their aquatic attire, even though there was only a dog's chance of such a camera position being involved and the Club's notion of this was incommensurable with Pepper Jack's vision.

(by Elijah Shiffer)
The Quandary for Monday, December 15, 2014 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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