Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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The good Samaritan rescued Sherlock Holmes from the giant vat of Fettuccine Alfredo with the tacit understanding that Holmes would help him trace the missing diapason of his concerto for five organs and a flute, but Holmes immediately went to inspect a purported talking dog, and it wasn't until he had proven the talking dog was actually Professor Moriarty that he responded to the poor Samaritan's anguished epistolizing. (by TheMagicalExplodingUnicorns)
The Quandary for Saturday, February 07, 2015 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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