Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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It is typical of fanatical bardolators that they are intractable about allowing a single word of Shakespeare's sacred text to be changed, although words may be omitted; rather than have the Bard's language modernized, they would prefer even Hamlet's soliloquy to be reduced to null content, and rather than suffer the notorious 18th-Century happy ending to "Romeo and Juliet," they would much prefer that a bolide hurting from the sky exploded over the theater, ending the world instead. (by TheMagicalExplodingUnicorns)

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News of the breathtaking bolide was rendered null to the intractable bardolator, too engrossed in sonnets to notice. (by Dressed in Flames)

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Now you should know, before going any further, that Maude Lyttleton is an intractable bardolator – she can cast a withering glance at Marlovians, Baconites, Oxfordists, Southamptonians and others of that ilk while uttering her pithy judgement of “Claimants to the Title are surely Ten a Penny, But they're null and void; of True Contenders William's not got Any” for to Maude, The Swan of Avon was not a Pub in Warwickshire, but a bolide which, like the comet, shone with dizzying brilliance astounding his own age - and those yet to come - with an astonishing output and the sheer genius of his writing; she may seem a shrinking violet, a wallflower, a – dreaded insult – Spinster, but Maude can cross verbal swords with anyone on the subject of Master Shakespeare and has not been bested yet!

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Thursday, April 23, 2015 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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