Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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Her next was a frugal vulgarian, who entered with a short holophrase that wasn’t pleasant, and afterwards gave her mala fide greenbacks she could never cash.

(by LexigraphicLove)

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“Oi, Ginger,” was the cry of the vulgarian, “goanie geeza nuvva juggy yon Untie Mapanties,” cried Cecilia, never frugal with alcohol, as Grizzel, who could not be be reproached as a mala fide, having honesty and grace as her middle names, held aloft an empty Asti Spumante bottle, to aid the barmaid's comprehension, and Cecilia bellowed the holophrase, which boomed through the bar like a lowing coo: “NOO!”

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Friday, June 05, 2015 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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