Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

5

"Fuck me!" said Lulu, as she received yet another mimetic tweet from this Teri she'd never met, "this longhaired, estival nonsense is really pissing me off, any more and I'll give her a proper tardigrade punch up the bracket!" and Nora and Dora nearly wet themselves to hear Lulu so worked up! (by MissTeriWoman)

4

Tavish Dalwhinnie, Society Diarist of the Scotsman, threw The Herald in his bin, but could not erase the words of his nemesis, Jamie Carmichael, from his brain: "in the tardigrade estival Silly Season, a mimeographed mimesis informs us that the longhaired ladies known to our readers as the Famous Five will soon be reuntited in Gullane when Maude Lyttleton, presently Honeymooning there with her spouse and longtime companion Daphnie Dumbiedykes receives a visit from the others - watch this space for further news of the reunion," and he gnashed his teeth in anger; for this was a Capital Story, so how did Glasgow scoop him to it - Grrrrrrrowl! (by MissTeriWoman)

3

In the tardigrade estival pre-Festival dog-days of Summer, Lulu and the twins - her devoted entourage - wore their longhair and shortshorts with Pride, eschewing the mimesis of traditional Sapphic fashionistas! (by MissTeriWoman)

2

Theresa held Nikki, her longhaired lover from Galashiels close and tried to ignore the tardigrade internet service which restricted communication betwixt herself and Phemie to texts or tweets during the estival hiatus, for the frustration of mimetically confusing interpolations drove her bananas, and only Nikki's gentle touch could return her to any kind of normality - Deo Gratia for the saving power of unrestrained sex! (by MissTeriWoman)

1

Theresa's request to the Famous Four for regular updates of Daphne and Maude's estival Honeymoon had been mimetically transmitted to Phemie, who now said "Drat," for the tardigrade internet service caused her to pull her longhaired pussy onto her lap and run her fingers through his fur - a therapeutic habit which helped stop her smashing plates when exasperated and which Drat patiently tolerated. (by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Monday, July 13, 2015 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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