Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

4

"But why so glum, Teri," asked Nikki, "why the long face?" and Teri, sighing, indicated the small screen and tiny keypad and replied, "my fingers feel like thumbs, and I really despair when I try to write a post on this, this, TOY - I try to catch all the typos but every time one slips through I feel such a duffer, such a hopeless, hapless, nincompoop; a wrong or missing letter has slipped past my vigilant subbing and is such a glaring error, like a blackleg walking into a miners' club - he stands out as if he was in a Guantanamo jumpsuit, even in a crowd - and in a piece of text, surrounded by a wheen, a foison of characters, seems to punch me between my eyes ......" and Nikki kissed Teri between her eyes and led her through the cottage, saying, "you've done enough for one day, my Lover, come, I know what will relax you!" (by MissTeriWoman)

3

Lulu, Dora and Nora watched with glee as a hapless duffer with a camera, attempting to catch a blackleg gull - why that one out of such a foison, they could not comprehend, but were entertained by the spectacle - overbalance and tumble into the muddy water; this always beat the Telly on a Tuesday afternoon, and they cheered for The Birds! (by MissTeriWoman)

2

Lulu, Dora and Nora watched with glee as a hapless duffer with a camera, attempting to catch a blackleg gull - why that one out of such a foison, they could not comprehend, but were entertained y the spectacle - overbalance and tumble into the muddy water; this always beat the Telly on a Tuesday afternoon, and they cheered for The Birds! (by MissTeriWoman)

1

After one hapless duffer took 17 strokes on the first green and vented his fury on his Caddy, who was taken to Hospital with a fractured skull, the Caddies Union called a strike, and not one blackleg crossed the Picket Line, so the Club declared that Professional Caddies were superfluous in a time of foison and invited the disabled whose benefits were being cut to come and be paid while they got healthy exercise, for a Pound a Round! (by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Tuesday, July 14, 2015 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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