Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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Almost incandescent with fury, Martin Elginbrod, not normally one to show emotion, raged at his Clerk, Riddle Rankine, "he's an imbecile, a superannuated dittohead, that arselicking, shitshovelling fogdog of a pisspot, Linkumfuckingdoddie, what's he thinking of, she's a fucking Lezzie, furcrissakes, giving her custody of the brat, her husband's disconsolate, had to cancel his holiday in the Caymans with his secretary, it's so unfair, and abusing me and casting aspersions on my submission and my clothes, not to mention my fees, see if you can dig up anything on Lord Fucking Linkunstinkumdoddery he's a Pinko, a fucking Commie, there's a good chap, this time tomorrow - I want to bury him!" (by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Friday, July 17, 2015 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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