Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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“The Gannet's particular bailiwick extends well into the hinterland, far offshore, rises up the way tae the top o' sky, and when he dives intae the sea fer a fish, he gauns stracht doon through the watters, a' the wey tae Hell, itsel!” said Father Finnegan, then he swallowed a gulp of Laphroaig, took a long drag on his cigarette, looked both Daphne and Maude straight in the eye – one of the advantages of being boss-eyed – laughed and said: “an' if you believe that auld amphigory, I'm the Priest for youse!”

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Monday, October 05, 2015 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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