Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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“Fuck me,” said Trainee WPC Gertie Mountcastle, throwing her copy of The National to the floor and washing down her swearing with a gulp of 80/-,: “am no usually an obstreperous yin, but ah could fair throttle the geezer wha thocht o cryin a Storm 'Gertrude' – ah mean tae sey, WHY fer fuck sake?” and the fastidious WPC Isa Urquhart wiped the beer rings from the table with a napkin before saying: “it'll be that Cat Cubie, I betcha – likely it's the zenith o her career, namin Storms – she used to be a bit o a bacchant, but she aye said she knew he wiz gonnae get the top job, abdy wants it but she claimed predestination: she telt me once that she crossed a Gipsy Fortune Tellers hand wi silver at Gullane and she said it wiz in Cat's palm, her stars, and in the cairds: she'd reach the pinnacle and get the namin storms joab; mind you, Gertie, her short skirts wouldnae be a problem and mind that night you clicked wi the fella she'd been flirtin wi? she looked daggers at ye, so methinks we need tae pey her a wee visit,” and Gertie nodded into her empty glass, “efter anuvva pint, methinks and as soon as this pub closes, and the Storm passes, the revolution starts!”
 

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Friday, January 29, 2016 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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