Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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The zaftig factotum that I employ is a bit overweight, but she is eager to maintain her health, so she takes her prophylactic with brio. (by Konrad)

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She was only a zaftig factotum
But she took her prophylactic with glee,
And the girls in the band
Queued to shake her right hand,
And with brio to feed her with brie,
Dah dum!

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Friday, March 04, 2016 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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