Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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Overwhelmed by a wave of angor, Jasmine dropped to her knees, aware that she was hyperventilating but unable to stop until she was found by the first two Officers to arrive: the margaritaceous WPC Isa Urquhart and her partner, the rather excitable Trainee WPC Gertie Mountcastle; “'ello, 'ello, 'ello, wot 'ave we 'ere then?” said Gertie, breezily, for she was quite smitten by Jasmine Juniper-Green since their first meeting in Melrose and was delighted at this opportunity to further their tentative friendship; “why don't you get her a cuppa and a bag of chips from that Chippy round the corner? mind salt, vinegar and tomato sauce, oh, and two sugars!” said Isa and Gertie seemed nonplussed before blurting out: “on the chips? the sugars?” and Isa laughed: “no WPC Dopey, in the tea!” and after giving a thumbs-up, Gertie hurried out of sight and was back very quickly with the poke of chips and a steaming mug of sweet tea; and Jasmine fair gormandized the chips, washing mouthsfull down with great gulps of tea, and then she was ready to give her statement!

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Thursday, May 05, 2016 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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