Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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And that was how it came to pass that Muckle Mungo, Wee Wullie and Lulu devolved from North to South down the motorways in a rather chronophagous manner, occasionally missing an exit by a veritable mile and occasionally finding their views restricted due to the car becoming pulverulent when it was overtaken by a truck carrying cement or flour or even common-or-garden dust, to the extent that on three separate occasions it was necessary to pull in at a services for Wee Wullie to scrape away a viewing slot in the windscreen to give Lulu the barest minimum visibility permitted in the Highway Code – of which she proudly stated, without fear of contradiction, that she had forgotten more of it than either of her passengers had had hot dinners, which was scarily true, and her seven failed Driving Test attempts are clear proof – although her speciality, of Getaway Driving, which she passed with flying colours, is sadly not recognised by either the Police or the Judicial system; but bethatasitmay, she did at length pull up the car in front of The Bridges Public House in South Darenth, Kent where a huge banner announced The Wrestlers Annual Reunion and followed her two passengers through the bar and out at the back where the guys were suddenly enfolded in bear-hugs, back slapping, double-handshakes and wet kisses on the lips, and the welcome from the other male wrestlers was equally effusive, but without the kisses; Lulu narrowed her eyes as she scanned the women in the Beer Garden: many of them had the physique of Body Builders, several the bearing of Wrestlers, and a few were softer, more feminine, clearly wives who followed but did not actually participate in their men's work; and Lulu quickly identified three whom she could see herself getting intimate with – she prided herself in spotting another Lezzie at 100 yards, and this was an enclosed, sheltered and, despite the good number who had turned out, easily covered area and so, just managing a quick word with Father Macaneny, she followed a blonde of about 35 who was clearly making for the Ladies. and caught the door just as the other passed through; their eyes locked for that instant which is all it takes for 300GB to be exchanged and Lulu knew she was Home and Wet!

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Saturday, September 10, 2016 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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