Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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The Ballad of Superman:

We lionise the sassy Superman with his beatific smile,

But if the creep comes grinning near us, we should run a mile;

He wears his underpants on top and has a flimsy cape,

He looks the kind of perv who likes to terrorize and rape;

He hangs around phone-boxes, in the shelters at bus-stops,

And if he comes grinning near us, we must surely call the cops;

He's a Super-Duper Hero if you like those kinda things,

But he hangs around the kids and fiddles with their Ding-a-lings,

So if you see that Superman, with Brylcreem in his hair,

And he comes grinning near you, lead the Rozzers to his lair;

Cos he's a Paedo Perv, and you've been warned to tell your Mam,

And Superman or not, she'll blitz his head to Strawb'ry jam!

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Wednesday, October 26, 2016 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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