Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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Snooker Tam's Declaration

"Wi thae myriad delectations she gies us fur wir delicht,

Ye mun think that she's a real live Wonder Wummin,

She keeps us safe fi aw thon tarnal Witches o the Nicht,

An when she maks a Clootie Dumplin oor aw hummin;

An when she taks her curlers oot and piles her hair up high,

Ye mun think she looks a bit like some yin Glammy,

But in fur coat, heels an make-up, we look at her an sigh,

Cos the finest wummin doon wir street's oor Mammy!"

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Thursday, October 27, 2016 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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