Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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and packed like the proverbial sardines they were squeezed together back to front to back to front like spoons but never still always moving forward and twisting like spirals around and up and down but always forward he could feel them behind him whimpering as hands clawed at him but they needn't have they weren't going to be separated how could they be and the air was fetid almost faecal not much hotel load invested in air conditioning or lights and when he opened his eyes briefly there was just a kind of viscous blur that made no sense he'd unbraid the bastard if he ever got his hands on him upbraid him then unbraid him sinew by fucking sinew take him apart right down to the eyeballs and testes and heart and liver and spleen every fucking piece and he'd enjoy uncoiling the brains and seeing how that felt oh the perfidious bastard the pressure was getting worse now tighter now the squeezing harder and sharper and they were changing and getting pushed down and longer feet to head to feet to head to feet to twisting tighter more like meat in sausage skin squeezed by invisible hands and he could not breathe at all and he couldn't hold his breath he was all done for now his lungs were empty and his brain was dying and the darkness inside his head became blacker and redder and the smell and the pressure and this couldn't go on it was like a sudden POP like a sudden FART and he felt himself falling dropping oh this must be the end and it was when his fall was broken or he was broken violently and they landed on top of him and the weight and he was gasping for air and it seemed the sweetest ever and he pushed and he pushed and opened his eyes and there was Doubleday good old Doubleday staring at him like he had just come out of thin air which he had and the five children three girls and two boys lay around him and they were all naked and streaked with shit and blood and piss and chests heaving as the drew in the freshest air and so was he but he began laughing a kind of hysterical smashing of the tension and thank fuck for Doubleday good old reliable Doubleday but how on Earth had he pulled this one off

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Wednesday, April 26, 2017 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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