Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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But just after Prufrock had driven the Pink Pantechnicon out of range, and Prince Hubertus had left Heinrich Himmler's Office, the Reichsfuhrer-SS received a telephone call from his Deputy and protégé, Reinhard Heydrich and the one-sided conversation which was transmitted from the small device the Prince had affixed to the underside of Himmler's desk reached no listening ears: "Himmler . . . . . what is it, I'm busy . . . . . no, I don't have them, you have . . . . . shoot them . . . . . what do you mean you can't find them? . . . . . empty? both cells? . . . . . what was written? . . . . . Vlado War Hier! .. . . . where? . . . . . in both cells! . . . . . scheiße noch mal! . . . . . here's what you do – shoot the guards . . . . yes all the guards . . . . . no, wait, get them to repaint the cells first, then shoot them . . . . . and note that von Machfleine and Doopeltag had died of influenza overnight and because of the risk of infection were cremated immediately and their ashes scattered this morning . . . . . yes, seal that in the Night and Fog envelopes for whatever their official names and numbers were and put them in the 'Highly Contagious' Box and stamp it Anthrax Spores on the outside, take it home and put it under your bed till I decide where to send it, oh, and Heydrich? . . . . . yes, if those two are ever seen in public it will be you going into the Anthrax Box so I am ordering you alone to find them and eliminate them with no fuss or publicity and no other living soul must know what you are doing, understood? . . . . . Scheiß auf Hitler! are you suffering from nature-deficit-disorder? don't speak to me again until the job's done!" and the click of the telephone being hung up echoed around Himmler's office and he realised that his uniform was drenched with sweat! and in anger he banged his fist hard on the typewriter he always kept on his desk for those Private Correspondencies he could not entrust to his stenographer, Frauleine Heidi Koppfle, producing a keysmash (r67fhgiop4dnyt - which by sheer co-incidence, was the reference for the set of Top Secret Files in which he kept all the deepest, darkest and most damning secrets about his Party Colleagues) and how do I know all this, because although it reached no listening ears, it was recorded on a receiving device in a little Tailor's shop just along the street, belonging to Hymie Rosenberg who, being so insignificant and his shop being so insignificantly tucked into a dark corner of a small courtyard untouched by solunar rays and his bespoke tailoring so perfect that one of his customers, Heinrich Himmler no less, kept him in business - indeed had acquired the business for 1 pfennig and now it operated under the name of Himmler, Himmler, Himmler & Schickelgruber - Tailors and Haberdashers to The Party - only because there wasn't a goyim in Berlin who could so perfectly clothe the Reichsfuhrer-SS and whatever else he may be, he was also extremely vain and knew that he would only keep his grip on his position in The Party and the SS if he looked Just So! so, until the Day of Judgement came, and he was forced to abdicate, he determinedly protected Hymie and his little shop and his little family for his own benefit, it was through that business that he channelled his slush fund on it's way to Switzerland and Account No. 88-666-18-31 and unbeknownst to him, it was within the Cash Register that Prufrock had placed the recorder.

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Tuesday, May 30, 2017 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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