Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

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Slumped in the rear bar of The Last Drop – adjacent to the site where numerous clients of previous Martin Elginbrods had swung in the wind – sweat drippling off them as though someone had thrown cold water on a pair of mongrels in heat, feeling like twa auld centenarians who had just given their valedictory addresses before being carted off to the modern equivalent of the Knacker's Yard – a residential home in Morningside or a nursing home in The Braid Hills – Elginbrod and Duncan Doubleday each downed a triple measure of The Macallan 40 year old, to wash away the taste of the gutter from their mouths and each gazed with sorrow on the other's bruised cheeks, cut lips and bloody nose on this, the first in their entire lives, occasion of disagreement, discord and dispute between them; they were lifelong partners in crime and their looks told each other that they would never allow the short-term embarrassment of today's fiasco to sever their business and personal arrangements; they reached their right hands across the table and clasped each other, silently and firmly shook, and then Elginbrod called to Tam, the barman, to bring them a fresh bottle of the same, for they had hard drinking to do before this day was over!

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Thursday, June 01, 2017 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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