Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?

Attempts to resolve the Quandary:

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"Who does that fucking Lezzie Bitch think she is?" shrieked Theresa Maybe-Maybenot at her cowering husband, Pipkin, still in the doorway with the dish-towel in his hand, "she's not even an MP for fuck sake just the fucking Partly Leader at Holyrood it's no more fucking important than a fucking County Council so why am I beset by these fucking prodnoses it's none of their fucking business what I do I'm the fucking Prime Minister for fuck sake they should come to me on their hands and fucking knees and beg me to let them fucking kiss my fucking arse they're all the fucking same these fucking cunt-faced Partly Leaders in the Provinces Ginger fucking Goldfish and her SN-fucking-P that fat Lezzie Cow Bitch Roxy fucking Davidova and the SC&U-fucking-P and that other fat poisonous dwarf Arlene fucking Margarine and her DU-fucking-P and a fucking accent no-one here can understand a fucking word what is it with these fucking Lezzie Bitch Arse Lickers just because they are the fucking Lunatic Celtic fucking Fringe in their desolate rain-sodden fucking mountains shovelling fucking shit and digging fucking peat for their fucking fires and guzzling their fucking whatsitcalled Potcheen or some fucking thing nothing ascetic about them though they're probably all rat-arsed on their fucking whisky or whiskey why do they have two different fucking spellings oh for fuck sake stop wringing that dish-towel like a fucking Filipina hireling fetch me a stiff gin and tonic and make it pronto I've got to fix this this fucking mess hung fucking parliament my fat arse they're the ones gonna get fucking hung if they stand in My Fucking Way get me the phone and then go and check the fucking Kalasnikovs are loaded and get the flame-thrower out of the fucking cellar tell the staff to batten down the fucking hatches and prepare to repel fucking boarders oh and run up the fucking Jolly Roger Pipkin think of me as Butch fucking Cassidy and you can be the fucking Sundance Kid and we'll fight to the fucking death and beyond on the fucking beaches in the fucking streets and the fucking hills and our fucking Battle Cry is 'No Fucking Surrender!'"

(by MissTeriWoman)
The Quandary for Saturday, June 10, 2017 consisted of: Challenge: use all four words together in one illustrative sentence.

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